See the plant in the upper-left corner. That's a weed that somehow managed to find its way into an unused planter we happen to have in the back yard. See the plant in the lower-right corner? That's a plant that I've been trying to take care of for the last year and a half. See which of the two is thriving and which is dying? I'm thinking I may have to adopt the weed and throw out the plant.

See the big box of Alka Seltzer on my desk. That comes in handy at times like this.

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